Dramak's Holey Pants

Level 100 Garment

All Dramak ever wanted was to be considered an A-list villain. He set about sorting this out, starting by hiring a cheap session musician to write his theme tune. When he burst onto the scene in 643, the whole of Astrub was singing it: "I gotta hole in my pants, a hole in my pants, sometimes I get gassy and I give in to my body..." There was a dance routine and everything.